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} else { sdown=0; sleft=0; } } window.onresize=set_width; function set_width() { if (typeof(self.innerWidth)==”number”) { swide=self.innerWidth; shigh=self.innerHeight; } else if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) { swide=document.documentElement.clientWidth; shigh=document.documentElement.clientHeight; } else if (document.body.clientWidth) { swide=document.body.clientWidth; shigh=document.body.clientHeight; } } function createDiv(height, width) { var div=document.createElement(“div”); div.style.position=”absolute”; div.style.height=height+”px”; div.style.width=width+”px”; div.style.overflow=”hidden”; div.style.backgroundColor=colour; return (div); } // ]]>Tumblr (3.0; @bitchpleasedickthankyou)http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d36d289d825803f79492e58ff14395b/tumblr_lngyaiEKS21qh7487o1_r2_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48685347394http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48685347394Tue, 23 Apr 2013 06:32:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/881e13ef09b6cc254cedf8a802c6b83c/tumblr_min2n9dAz71r647c2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48522233745http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48522233745Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:39:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xzx8a4IX1r9e49xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48034129136http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48034129136Mon, 15 Apr 2013 07:19:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwsh72Yzv1qbfnhro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://naturefeel-x.tumblr.com/post/48012290266" target="_blank">naturefeel-x</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tarotdactylskittles.tumblr.com/post/47863950320/imaginativesecret-xladyxlovex" target="_blank">tarotdactylskittles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginativesecret.tumblr.com/post/47809173078/xladyxlovex-ho-pelessbutt-i-had-to-watch-this" target="_blank"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>imaginativesecret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xladyxlovex.tumblr.com/post/45997186187/ho-pelessbutt-i-had-to-watch-this-over-and-over" target="_blank">xladyxlovex</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ho-pelessbutt.tumblr.com/post/45955799674/i-had-to-watch-this-over-and-over-again-xd" target="_blank">ho-pelessbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i had to watch this over and over again XD</p> </blockquote> <p>DAAWHHH</p> </blockquote> <p>IT’S BACK</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="GingerNoCheckEnd"></span>Look at the other one! He’s <span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_spelling">like DAMNIT PHIL CALM DOWN</span></p> </blockquote> <p>this is the cutest thing ever</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48027194950http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/48027194950Mon, 15 Apr 2013 03:04:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3try8eORO1rp7wlmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gifs.1000notes.com/post/47813914256/ryan-gosling-walks-in-on-interview-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small><em>Ryan Gosling walks in on interview.. and discreetly walks out again. (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8xcPGa7Y3KY" target="_blank">video</a>)</em></small></p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/47821921650http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/47821921650Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:37:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc645d0db3de0fd8d1a62f78b099a2f9/tumblr_ml18cwyaQi1ql2603o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kandieddubstep.tumblr.com/post/47712388816/oh-look-its-one-of-those-gifs-that-you-can-hear" target="_blank">kandieddubstep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/47820049411http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/47820049411Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:12:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gtm8MSF91qiqy8mo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gtm8MSF91qiqy8mo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/46247794675http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/46247794675Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:08:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bf5284aff05806fafc0c3edb5d21e17/tumblr_mjfvfqGG031qfdvczo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13650ee64af9b8002e8b36bc80637b31/tumblr_mjfvfqGG031qfdvczo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/45337824136http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/45337824136Thu, 14 Mar 2013 07:03:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp0x9TAf21qj0pv5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp0x9TAf21qj0pv5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp0x9TAf21qj0pv5o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp0x9TAf21qj0pv5o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp0x9TAf21qj0pv5o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxp0x9TAf21qj0pv5o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://srnokemeth.tumblr.com/post/41174378711/im-not-crying-theres-just-a-school-bus-in-my-eye" target="_blank">srnokemeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m not crying there’s just a school bus in my eye</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/45260296525http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/45260296525Wed, 13 Mar 2013 06:26:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx436tk0t81r968ybo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gifs.1000notes.com/post/44213356456/my-lovely-followers-please-follow-this-blog" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm" target="_blank">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44215931836http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44215931836Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:28:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/938851f2b821d8a5910dfdbf374a77f9/tumblr_miwu8dVKIA1ru1t33o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marysmailman.tumblr.com/post/44195256503" target="_blank">marysmailman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you tell it chuck bass</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44215511232http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44215511232Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:14:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2asryRah1r3w115o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://s-cartissu-e.tumblr.com/post/44210676300/uh" target="_blank">s-cartissu-e</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>uh</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44215508632http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44215508632Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:14:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c4b1f91dd7970046f63779e8063e9c2/tumblr_mipfp2GDoa1rf30dvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44058566899http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44058566899Tue, 26 Feb 2013 07:29:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00858afbbc1fd66a12af325516487847/tumblr_mir3xjQnbq1qhulo6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aspiring-inspiration.tumblr.com/post/43941669742/mr-moseby-is-done-with-your-shit" target="_blank">aspiring-inspiration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mr Moseby is done with your shit</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44014672787http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/44014672787Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:08:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1r0wq4XT51r2kjgmo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1r0wq4XT51r2kjgmo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pitbullissad.tumblr.com/post/43714023134/dysphorism-i-am-the-ocean-iamthesea" target="_blank">pitbullissad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dysphorism.tumblr.com/post/43475194707/i-am-the-ocean-iamthesea-because-0f-me" target="_blank">dysphorism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-am-the-ocean-iamthesea.tumblr.com/post/43418488041/because-0f-me-sithlordevie" target="_blank">i-am-the-ocean-iamthesea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://because-0f-me.tumblr.com/post/43278424255/sithlordevie-notanothergoodtitle" target="_blank">because-0f-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sithlordevie.tumblr.com/post/43277139602" target="_blank">sithlordevie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notanothergoodtitle.tumblr.com/post/43274015890/theoriginalbeatlebug-katpollard3" target="_blank">notanothergoodtitle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoriginalbeatlebug.tumblr.com/post/43254396827/katpollard3-dream-hope-ivette" target="_blank">theoriginalbeatlebug</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katpollard3.tumblr.com/post/42884886039/dream-hope-ivette-wildchildforever13" target="_blank">katpollard3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dream-hope-ivette.tumblr.com/post/42882478364/wildchildforever13-wakemeupwhenmylifeends" target="_blank">dream-hope-ivette</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wildchildforever13.tumblr.com/post/42875203407/wakemeupwhenmylifeends-a-broken-disaster-can" target="_blank">wildchildforever13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wakemeupwhenmylifeends.tumblr.com/post/37043540859" target="_blank">wakemeupwhenmylifeends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-broken-disaster.tumblr.com/post/37025101450" target="_blank">a-broken-disaster</a>:</em></p> <blockquote> <p><em>can officially say my blog makes you high.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Oh my fucking god. This is awesome</p> </blockquote> <p>Awweesssooommmeee!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my gosh this is insane</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLY FOOF WHENEVER I SEE THIS AND DO IT I’D USUALLY JUST STARE AT MY WHITE WALL BUT NOW THAT THERE’S STUFF ON IT I’M LOOKING AT IT AND HOLY FOOF WHAT JUST HAPPENED</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG IM PANICKING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah, at first i was staring at a blank wall, expecting to see jesus or some shit, then i looked around and WOOOOOOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m so high right & this shit is so trippy.</p> </blockquote> <p>This makes me want to do drugs…</p> </blockquote> <p>free drugs!!!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t buy drugs<br/>Get a Tumblr and do them for free</p> </blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43885887540http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43885887540Sun, 24 Feb 2013 07:00:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22311b4efb0ee85c0560fdafc3ebb2e2/tumblr_mipdc0kzzV1r5l5l5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://inhalebmth.tumblr.com/post/43855542622/same" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">inhalebmth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>same.</p></blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43883538560http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43883538560Sun, 24 Feb 2013 05:46:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf0ef6482c16dbe266ddbf79f5b9b2f1/tumblr_mipz2jMSHo1qj26eao1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/43882517905/http-memeblock-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/" target="_blank"><strong><a href="http://memeblock.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://memeblock.com/" target="_blank">http://memeblock.com/</a></a></strong></a></p></blockquote>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43882657661http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43882657661Sun, 24 Feb 2013 05:18:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/630f3058bbd2e9b64d2ae83b4e611c9c/tumblr_mhhz783gqS1rlaamdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43882573247http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43882573247Sun, 24 Feb 2013 05:15:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mboznzdOX51rhk0ato1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43854738697http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43854738697Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:13:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1375a0eaeee569e1d5b87328732ea98/tumblr_mh5efaRVsz1qmsrqqo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43562233342http://bitchpleasedickthankyou.tumblr.com/post/43562233342Wed, 20 Feb 2013 07:53:27 -0500